This topic is hard for me—I think authors give awesome and apt titles for their stories so it’s futile to attempt or even think for one moment that I can ever give a better one. Simply put, I lack the skill to suggest clever replacements.

Anyway, since the titles are already perfect, I decided to just try and make “funny” titles instead.

1

Strange the Dreamer a.k.a

“How I Made my Relationship with a Ghost Work”


2

Days of Blood and Starlight a.k.a

“Break My Heart Why Don’t You”


3

These Broken Stars a.k.a

“Love in the Time of Interstellar Conspiracy”


4

Illuminae a.k.a

“An Epic Breakup Story”


5

Gemina a.k.a

“Chronicles of a Space Heist: The First Daughter, The Mafia Prince, and The Computer Whiz”


6

Champion a.k.a

“The Book With an Ending That Left Everyone Emo”


7

Devil in Spring a.k.a

“How To Court A Girl: Tips and Tricks From a Silver-Tongued Gentleman”


8

Glass Sword a.k.a

“The Girl With A Stick Up Her A*s”


9

The Cruel Prince a.k.a

“What if F4 Were Elves?”


10

Ruin and Rising a.k.a

“The Girl With Three Boyfriends”


 

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